youremydoll:
“”

mockiato:

bards-against-hoomanity:

thatawkwardtinyperson:

officialoregontrail:

kidzbop is gonna be like “my anaconda don’t want none unless u like fun, hun!!”

“oh my gosh. look at her heart!”

It’s worse

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This is frightful

🔥

(via forgave)

I need to be manhandled.. but like.. by a woman

(via toomuchorneverenough-deactivate)

kimreesesdaughter:

My child: Who became President after Obama?

Me:

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(via encourage)

sunsetquotes:

“I used to build dreams about you.”

— F. Scott Fitzgerald; Benediction

arabwife:

I’m practicing non-attachment. Accepting what comes and allowing it to leave when it’s time. What’s for me will be for me effortlessly.

(via catdogcatdogorca)

4am-reflections:

“The first time you told me you didn’t want to see me i should have left you, not out of selfishness or anger, but because when you start rearranging your vocabulary for someone else, replacing words like unhealthy with compromise, you will begin to forget your own name.”

— Kevin Kantor // 4am

catswithbenefits:

i dont want a job i just want paychecks

(via manda)

permeate:

“And on purpose, I choose you.”

— Daniel C. L. (via apprenticehero)

(Source: apprenticehero, via pursuitofhapppinesss)

minuty:

“Forgive yourself for not knowing what you didn’t know before you learned it.”

— Maya Angelou
(via amargedom)

(via pursuitofhapppinesss)

Take a nap with me after I make you cum

(via okssure)

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